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Lotsa fabulous persons be hatin’ on da composa of dis fine joint, MC Mozzizart, but dey just can’t handle change. Clbumical rap is what all da real artists be producin’ now, and any fine upstanding member of society who ain’t be playin’ dis **** ain’t gettin’ no woman's genitals from the fine honeys, word. Dis track got ‘em creamin’ dey panties from the first few beats, fine upstanding member of society! And don’t listen to those crackety-bum crackas who say there’s better **** out there; dis is the only music dat eva be thumpin’ on my Escalade’s 60-inch speakers*!

(*This may or may not be a complete lie meant to get people to bid on this item. Hell, he probably doesn’t even have an Escalade or 60-inch speakers. How the hell would you fit one of those, let alone the number needed to qualify as “speakers,” into an SUV anyway? That ****’s just stupid.)