I guess you don’t get it, do you? Angry Hobo is a construct; a representation of pure chaos for all you sheeple to blame when something goes wrong. He has never existed and technically cannot exist as long as there’s any semblance of Order in the Universe. No matter what gods you believe in, those gods will always keep Angry Hobo where Angry Hobo has always been – in the fantasies of children. Keep raging against the machine in his name if you must, it only serves to make us stronger…