I have no idea what you just said. I’m viewing this with the Greasemonkey script “Browse Like a Pirate” which is beating the hell out of reality. From Wikipedia:

“Avast! A blog (a contraction o’ the term weblog) be a website, usually maintained by an individual with regular entries o’ commentary, descriptin’s o’ events, or other material such as graphics or video. Entries are commonly displayed ‘n reverse-chronological order. “Blog” can also be used as a verb, meanin’ to maintain or add content t’ a blog.

Yarrr! Many blogs provide commentary or news on a particular subject; others functin’ as more personal online diaries. A typical blog combines text, images, an’ links t’ other blogs, Web pages, an’ other media related t’ its topic. The ability fer readers t’ leave comments ‘n an interactive format be an important part o’ many blogs. Most blogs are primarily textual, although some focus on art (artlog), photographs (photoblog), sketches (sketchblog), videos (vlog), music (MP3 blog), audio (podcasting), which are part o’ a wider network o’ social media. Micro-blogging be another type o’ bloggin’, one which consists o’ blogs with very short posts. As o’ December 2007, blog search engine Technorati was trackin’ more than 112 million blogs.[1] With the advent o’ video blogging, the word blog has taken on an even looser meanin’ — that o’ any bit o’ media wherein the subject expresses the powder monkey’s opinion or simply talks ‘bout somethin’.”

Creeeeepy.