Charlie Sheen Posted:

**** i didnt even realize our reports were due today

europe: a country and a lifestyle by Charlie Sheen

europe has been around for a long time some people think god made europe and other people think rocks and **** did as a born again christian i know both is true

european people can be hot or toothless i know this because ive been to europe more than 10 times in europe they sometimes serve beer warm because theres not a lot of electricity in europe because of their bohomoian lifestyle

there are lots of things to do in europe including history europe as a lot of history because its so old you can see the history and sometimes touch it but you can throw up on it

i had sex with a bunch of european chicks because love doesnt know borders and because the age of consent is 16 in some places

ive been kicked out of europe like 20 times

one time was for getting a farm horse drunk and it kicked some people

europe is cool but tiny you can bicycle across europe in about 7 days i never did this because im not poor

in conclusion, europe is a land of mystery

sources:

Charlie Sheen’s mother ****in brain box

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