Oleg Mordashov Posted:
I found out that being the sole owner of Forumwarz Inc. influenced my other businesses in a negative way (business partners were making fun of me and sent me gay pornography), so I want to get rid of them as soon as possible.
Here is list of how you can acquire shares as silent partner in Forumwarz Inc. corporation. I will tubmail you registered certificates within 24 hours.
– be sexy: 1%
– be jewish: 1%
– post photo of your male reproductive organ being covered with black paint (if you are male): 2%
– post photo of your mammary glands (if you are female): 2%
– kill unfunny fabulous person: 5% (+ Brownie Points)
– post goatse in Game Discussion: 5%
– have gay sex with Evil Trout: 10% (not worth it though)
– post photo of receiving blowjob by Fingerz: 10%
– organize a successful klan raid with over 100 scoops: 10%
– be MySpace Tom: 10%
– make funny post on Flamebate: 20% (very unlikely to happen)
– finish Episode 1 and Episode 2 without coming in contact with one single bug: 20%
– actively play Forumwarz for 365 days in a row (must use all visits): 20%
– post photo of yourself having sex with three Forumwarz players: 20%
– post goatse of yourself in Game Discussion: 20%
– give me blowjob (if you are female and good-looking): 20%
– post goatse of your mother in Game Discussion: 25%
Contest ends when 100% of the shares are distributed! Have fun!
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