I found out that being the sole owner of Forumwarz Inc. influenced my other businesses in a negative way (business partners were making fun of me and sent me gay pornography), so I want to get rid of them as soon as possible.

Here is list of how you can acquire shares as silent partner in Forumwarz Inc. corporation. I will tubmail you registered certificates within 24 hours.

– be sexy: 1%

– be jewish: 1%

– post photo of your male reproductive organ being covered with black paint (if you are male): 2%

– post photo of your mammary glands (if you are female): 2%

– kill unfunny fabulous person: 5% (+ Brownie Points)

– post goatse in Game Discussion: 5%

– have gay sex with Evil Trout: 10% (not worth it though)

– post photo of receiving blowjob by Fingerz: 10%

– organize a successful klan raid with over 100 scoops: 10%

– be MySpace Tom: 10%

– make funny post on Flamebate: 20% (very unlikely to happen)

– finish Episode 1 and Episode 2 without coming in contact with one single bug: 20%

– actively play Forumwarz for 365 days in a row (must use all visits): 20%

– post photo of yourself having sex with three Forumwarz players: 20%

– post goatse of yourself in Game Discussion: 20%

– give me blowjob (if you are female and good-looking): 20%

– post goatse of your mother in Game Discussion: 25%

Contest ends when 100% of the shares are distributed! Have fun!

UPDATE: Contest is over! Thanks for participating! 55% have been transfered to iRAWR due to popular request. I feel so relieved!

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Property Relations:

– iRAWR: 55%

– Nicco: 10%

– gayfine upstanding member of society94: 10%

– BrainpanSonata: 10%

– Bandaney: 3%

– MeatLoafFan: 2%

– Adapt: 2%

– arbitrayer: 1%

– Johnny Mac: 1%

– FAIL: 1%

– handofg0d: 1%

– NotJoePesci: 1%

– Odalisque: 1%

– Something_Witty: 1%

– Kylie: 1%