Dum de dum , eat, crack it open, read my book.

So I finish my one bag and open a new one.

They taste kinda funny, but whatever.

Eat spit it out etc etc.

So I get to one, crack it open, and it tastes like I licked a corroded battery.

and it’s all grainy inside.

So I’m like wtf.

I spit out the two halves into my hand, and it’s all black inside, with a nice worm where the seed should be.

and I’m guessing the graininess was worm poop.

So yeh, David’s will be getting a phone call tomorrow.

I mean, I’m not super-grossed out.

I’ve watched survivorman enough to know that bugs aren’t gonna hurt you.

I’m more just kind of irritated that I’m probably not going to be able to enjoy seeds anymore.

Cuz every seed I eat I’m gonna think “I wonder if there’s a worm in this one.”

EDIT: And this is no troll, this just happened to me not 15 minutes ago.