Yeah, so I ended up driving to the gas station for beer when

out of nowhere this dumb broad cut me off. If we were on a freeway I would

understand, but this was a dead friggin road!

Losing patience quickly, I pulled up next to her stupid bum and

once I was close enough, I started yelling like I was insane. It was great!

She tried to speed up and lose me, but I kept at her side.

There was no way she was going to win this one.

There was a point when she gave me the finger, but it was going to take a

helluva lot more than that to get rid of me.

Eventually, she pulled over and got out, so did I.

Good luck had to have been on my side, because she raised her fists

and started yelling at me. She obviously wanted to fight

me. I raised my fist and we watched each other for an hour before she

eventually said, “Read the first letter on each line.”