Acid Flux Posted:

Damn, looks like Bloomin’-Onion-Head Lad found himself a $20-an-hour ‘escort’. And, ****, she didn’t even give her brother the Family Discount?

That’s cold, bra. Ya’ll’s Daddy didn’t raise ya’ll like that. I know, he told me so yesterday in Cell Block 13, here in Quantico. By the way, yer Pops said to bring him some extra cartons of Menthols on the next Visitor’s Day, the bruddahs in here have been eyeing him up somethin’ feee-ierce! He figgers that some of those sweet smokes will keep the bruddahs off (and out) of his arse.

My good sir, I happen to know that my father was a flaming homosexual. He wrote me many a tale of his vigorous encounters with the darker skinned folk at both night and in the showers. However, as a show of good faith, I shall retrieve said Menthols for my good father. Log in to see images!

However, my sister is the best sex I’ve ever had. It’s been the only sex I’ve ever had, but that’s not the point. It was 20$ well spent. Log in to see images!