Why pay good money going to see the doctor about that rectal bleeding when you got RectumScan 7.0. All you need is this program, a computer, and a web cam. That’s it!

Just run the program, start your webcam, and drop your pants. With easy to follow onscreen instructions, and a selection of music by John Tesh, your two hour examination will just fly by.

RectumScan 7.0 has been proven to be 95% accurate in identifying the bumock area while diagnosing problems such as, diaper rash, diarrhea, constipation, hemorrhoids, prostate/colon cancer, and wedged hamsters.

If RectumScan can’t identify your problem, or you just want a second opinion, RectumScan 7.0 will upload your video to YouTube so that the fine YouTube community can help with the diagnosis.

Just look at some of the comments left on a recent RectumScan video uploaded to YouTube:

“First”

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“OMG is that a dog up there?”

So act now and make this RectumScan 7.0 yours! With the economy the way it is, it’s probably going to be the only healthcare you have left.

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*24hrs left*

SR6