I recently became the proud caregiver for Odalisque’s Koala, Kenny.
At first our life together was good, and Kenny was a kind and good creature.
He even joined the local chapter of Big Brothers/Big Sisters of America.
Here’s a pic of Kenny and his adopted little brother Carl.
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Kenny even proved himself useful in spying on the lesbians living next door.
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Things were going so well, I decided to enroll Kenny in the local university.
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But something changed in Kenny while he was at school. He became distant, and all he cared about was getting laid.
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Soon, he even turned to drugs.
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When I tried to stop the drug use Kenny grew meaner to me, and it seemed he would go out of his way to unnerve me.
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Eventually, he would do anything he could just to **** me off.
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Alas, I knew then that life with Kenny was drawing to a close. It saddened me to know we would soon part, and I tried desperately to find a way to keep Kenny with me.
Luckily, thanks to a local business that specializes in what to do with troublesome animals, I found a way to insure Kenny could not only remain with me forever, but would remain well behaved and useful.
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I want to thank you, Odalisque, for bringing Kenny and I together. He has turned out to be the best 2.5 million flez I’ve ever spent.