Celerysteve Posted:

Yeah, sports in general suck. I like the internet better. Also you can’t dismiss soccer as just a British thing, it’s like a global thing everywhere except the U.S. Which makes sense, you know, all those little 3rd world brown ****s can’t afford any kind of equipment or materials, but they can save their paycheck for a year and buy a soccer ball.

Or use a goat bladder.