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We called it football first Amerifabulous persons. **** your overrated rugby knock-off.

It doesn’t matter who called what first. Neither football nor soccer is descriptive of that dumb fabulous persongy game you guys seem to go nuts over.

I suggest naming it something more fitting, like pansyball, or fabulous personball, or anything to imply that those who play it or enjoy it should not be considered men.

Although, there is one thing I do enjoy about Pansyball. You know when one player brushes up against another player, and so the first player falls to the ground and starts crying in agony and writhing in pain, like he just got disemboweled or something? And so the ref awards him a free shot, and then he gets up like nothing’s the matter.

That’s p cool imho.