OrsonScottCard Posted:

Your argument is predicated on two points being the case:

1) The poop on the table is in the same place as CP

2) Looking desirously indicates that person likes CP

I would argue that the first is likely untrue, and the second certainly does not HAVE to be true. However, unless Falcon decides to give us the answer, there’s no reason to believe either of us is right.

Neither of those bumertions is correct.

The chain of reasoning for placing CP at one of the poop seats is this:

A. JB has CP in front of him.

B. CP fans are exactly equal to poop eaters.

– therefore –

C. JB is one of the poop eaters. Sitting at a poop seat means that both poop and CP are in front of him.

For the second: The only bumumption I have made is that bingebot is looking desirously at something on the table as opposed to the table itself. Since nothing was described as being on the table except CP and poop and the CP is in front of another person, what he is looking at desirously is poop. I did not make a direct connection between looking desirously and liking CP.