I got my reparations check in the mail a couple months ago. The government did me a real solid, they made it out to PCP!

I was doing a drive-by and I kill a 7 year old kid accidentally. It was his fault though, he shouldn’t have been standing so close to the 6 year old!

Kool cigarettes! Am I right? Am I right? Menthol in general, huh?

White people file their taxes on time, but BLACK PEOPLE have trouble filing their taxes because poor inner-city education makes the complex paperwork difficult!

The CIA tried to sterilize me the other day. I was outraged. I was like, “Hey, fine upstanding member of society, why couldn’t you do this before I racked up $20,000 monthly is child support payments!”

Boy do I love white women! And subverting the master race!

I hate having to choose between a woman with big fat titties and a woman with a big fat bum. That’s why I sew my perfect woman together in an abandoned subway tunnel!

You know black people were killed in the Holocaust too, not just jews and homos. Soon we’ll be getting our own Holocaust museum. It’ll be sponsored by Boost mobile!