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http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/Ron_Paul

L. Ron Paul, alias Dr. Ronaldo Ernesto Pablo, is going to be the the next president of the United States. He is the only true conservative in the race, and he defends our constitution vigorously. He may not have have won Super Tuesday, but he still has a chance! All of the delegates who are committed to other candidates are going to vote Paul. You just wait and see!!!

Paul is an internet cult leader, white supremacist Pro-white nationalist, paleo-libertarian Republican congressman from the state of Texas, and a 2008 candidate for President of the United States. Worshipped among Alex Jones and Hal Turner fanbois, Ron has already been elected as President of the Internets. He’s either a bat**** fundie and major redneck or engaged in a historically epic trolling of a major political party. Either way, his supporters are definitely bat**** insane. Ron Paul summarizes himself in the statement “I like little boys. A lot.” Many people who otherwise despise Ron Paul and hate everything he stands for still vote for him and donate money to his campaign. We did it for the lulz.