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this one time at the store i saw a cat in the parking lot and i tried to pet the ekitty but it did not wnat me to pet it so it ran away adn i told my dad that i wanted ta kittdy but he hit me on the head and toeld me i would probably try to eat the kittya and that i would probabl try to stiack in in the oven like i did my little brotaht when he was crying but then i told dad that i did not watnt to stick a itty in the onavlen but i wanteed to have the kttty to pet and love and touch and dance with like they do on the box we stare at when my dad and mom dont want to tlak to me anymore because i made a mess on the capret again becausei forgot to go to the batortom sometimes i cant tyoe good because my ifngers are not ery good and i someeins wish i had a unicorn and a pony and tey could fly me to the cloudns so i could meet jesus and go d and we could have a tea party

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