Gothzilla Posted:

You’re a ginourmous fabulous person.

And?

Gothzilla Posted:

I design clothing.

Having an account on Zazzle.com doesn’t mean you design clothing.

Gothzilla Posted:

I was accepted into college at age 16.

If I apply now, I can get accepted, too.

Gothzilla Posted:

I’m the vocalyst in a black metal band.

The rest of us know how to scream as well.

Gothzilla Posted:

I’m a semi-talented artist.

Your art is ****.

Gothzilla Posted:

AND I STARTED MY OWN RELIGION!

You mean a cult? Consisting of you and your dog/lover?

Gothzilla Posted:

Also, I’m a juggalo, so other juggalos will back me up as long as I ‘rep the hatchet’.

PFFFT.

Gothzilla Posted:

I have an IQ of 180.

Bull****.

Gothzilla Posted:

(that’s 60 points ABOVE genius level)

You mean forty points.

Gothzilla Posted:

And I’ve been a manipulative bastard ever since I was 6.

Whoop-de-doo. One of my best friends is a manipulative bastard, but he doesn’t use it for fabulous personry such as yours.

Gothzilla Posted:

I AM POWERFULL!

I can kick people in the balls, too.

Gothzilla Posted:

BOW BEFORE ME IN MY EVIL MIGHT!

Are you asking me to kneel so we can see eye-to-eye, shorty?

Gothzilla Posted:

Also….wanna buy a potted bamboo plant? I sell potted bamboo, door-to-door…

Only secretary ladies buy those. Seriously.

Gothzilla Posted:

HEY, I GOTTA MAKE MONEY SOMEHOW!

Be a prostitute.

Gothzilla Posted:

Being a clothing designer’s apprentice doesn’t pay well.

Take some tylenol to ease your pain.