Sneaky27 Posted:

First off: you’re a mean, mean man for pointing that out.

Secondly: don’t care, would still hit. Used to be a man is not the same as being a man. Less hair, softer skin, woman's genitals-like nether regions perfect for parking male reproductive organ, cuppable titties, probably gives better head. Guaranteed not to have a paternity suit filed against me in nine months.

You do realize that he can’t self-lube, right? Hence, defeating the purpose entirely…

Also, wow. You are twisted and disgusting, and forgot to consider that just because you want to see :vanilla: dripping out of him yourself doesn’t mean that three to four hundred pour, drunken souls have beaten you to the punch. I don’t know all the prevalence data, but I’d say odds are you’ll be walking away from said encounter with more than just a crushing sense of shame, if your male reproductive organ knows what I mean.