As necessary:

Naproxen (Aleve): pain reliever for when the 6 inch plate in my collarbone screams from the cold/damp.

Cetirizine or Loratadine (Zyrtec/Claritin): antihistimines for my allergies.

Pseudoephedrine (Sudafed): the ONLY decongestant which actually works. And **** you, federal government, for treating me like a criminal just because meth can be made from it. I don’t want that ****ty phenylephrine: IT DOES NOTHING, FEDS! NOTHING! It doesn’t work. It’s just the FDA being bribed by a company (which speaks to why the FDA should be abolished).