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The Unknown -
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Avatar: 95506 Tue Dec 09 09:40:49 -0500 2008

[Gimmick Alts and R-
ole-Players Local -
Union 352
]

Level 2 Re-Re

I'M AWESOME APPRECIATE ME PLZ

I don’t get serious too often in this act, folks, but sometimes reality breaks through my fortress of chuckles. I composed this poem about some heavy issues, I hope you all like it.

I READ THE NEWS TODAY, OH BOY

ABOUT A SUCKY MAN WHO MADE THE GRADE

AND THOUGH THE NEWS WAS RATHER BAD

I JUST HAD TO LAUGH

I SAW THE PHOTOGRAPH

HE ATE SOME TYLENOL FROM A JAR

HE HADN’T NOTICED THAT HIS PLIGHT WAS VAIN

A CROWD OF PEOPLE POSTS AND CHEERS

THEY’D SEEN HIS FACE BEFORE

NOBODY WAS REALLY SURE, BUT I’M PRETTY BORED


AND I’M NOT SCARED OF HIM DYING

AND I DON’T REALLY CARE

IF IT’S PEACE HE FINDS IN DYING

WELL LET THE TIME BE NEAR

AND WHEN HE DIES AND WHEN HE’S GONE

THEY’LL BE ONE TARD BORN

IN THE WORLD TO CARRY ON

NOW TROUBLES ARE MANY, THEY’RE DEEP AS…WELL…

I CAN SWEAR THERE AIN’T NO HEAVEN

BUT I PRAY THAT THERE’S A HELL

SWEAR THERE AIN’T NOT HEAVEN

PRAY THERE’S EXTRA HELL

BUT I’LL NEVER KNOW BY HIS LIVING,

ONLY HIS DYING WILL TELL

IF IT’S PEACE YOU FIND IN DYING

AND DYING TIME IS NEAR

JUST WEAR A FLUFFY SWEATER

CAUSE IT’S COLD WAY DOWN THERE

I HEAR IT’S COLD WAY DOWN THERE

SO ****ING COLD WAY DOWN THERE

YEAH YEAH YEAH COLD WAY DOWN THERE

MIGHTY COLD WAY DOWN THERE

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SUICIDE IS BAD!

srs no trolls

The Unknown Comic was banned for this post by Evil Trout

The Unknown Comic edited this message on 07/23/2009 2:25PM
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