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bumjuices

Avatar: Plague Victim

Level 33 Troll

“Permafail”

So, I’ll give you my top-secret recipe for my scrumptious,moist,squishy,warm pancakes.

Preheat oven to 400 degrees. Take a well lubed bowl and **** in it.

Add mudkip semen( Order it from Ctulhu ).Stir the **** out of it.

Pour the mixture in some cups.Go to your good ol` gran`s house and throw the **** right at her head,

Rip the woman's genitals`s wigg off(don`t forget to **** up your gran`s plumbing by taking a huge **** in the sink),

Throw the wig in the mixer, sneak into Aunt Jemina`s house at night, and while she`s sleeping, grate off some dead bum skin with a cheese grater, add AJ`s bumcheese to the ****mudkipgreat timeswigmixture in the mixer.

Mix.

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