The casual disregard for your liquor is slightly disturbing, but since this isn’t in a RP forum I’ll keep the rest to myself.

Forget those grain vodkas (even Grey Goose), they’re just gin without the juniper. If you want to drink some grain spirits, Tanquerey #10 or Bafferts are both excellent. If you want vodka, insist on potato vodka. Luksosowa (Polish, so the w sounds like a v) is a fantastic vodka for around Smirnoff money. Miles better than any grain vodka I’ve tried.

The best drink you can have is a Tanquerey #10 martini extra dry on the rocks with a twist of orange. Let the ice melt a little before drinking it and you won’t taste any of the 90+ proof booze, just a sweet flavor with a hint of oranges.

For all you Red Bull lovers, try a Hennessey and Red Bull. Get a double of Hennessey on the rocks and top it off with Red Bull. After every sip you add more Red Bull keeping the glbum full until the can is empty. Tastes like peach Nehi after a few sips.