I like to put on a strap-on dildo, thats big and black, for my mom, because dildo’s make ‘DERP DERP DERP’ sounds come from my bum area. The gold standard round house kick is fun to use on furries, and little children with barbecue sauce, otherwise you must EAT YOUR HANDS. Rummy is a sad excuse for A human being. Suddenly, everyone died. The game ended. All was void. The End. Pwned.

RIP AND TEAR <insert meme here> HEADFUL OF VERTABRAE AND AAHZ SMILED.

Once upon-a time A HUGE CYBERDEMON APPEARED. John Stalvern was the demon’s freaking puppet finger. Oingo boingo knickers came, and suddenly, all over the slightly unpleasant individual HUGE GUTS. Word. Such as quasi-intellectual People saying difficult esoteric ramblings of nonsensical flaming bumholes which likes to exhibit their nuts all day long with photographic evidence. Tastes Like Chicken, Smells like fish, It must be A tasty dish. Save a tree, Eat a beaver.

<—- Stranger with benefits

Sometimes when I smoke that crack, that’s how she ****ed my cat. That’s a woman's genitals cat I think my male reproductive organ fell in the cradle, with a silver spoon up bum, creating a terrible recipe for the worst piece of emo crackling that was ever cooked. I pbumed her on the highway With my Freaking motorcycle racing dougnuts, Because i wanted to eat an ant that tasted like vomit, and I will never crap my pants again because i have no bum, which i lost in the war Of vietnam.

Once the screaming stopped I squeezed a nine foot dong Up my nostril, Down my throat, Jizzing in my horribly distended bum that was red And very, VERY profitable for Vietnamese Over working kids In my basement. canceled my subscription, took my prescriptions.

Hi there, Im in yer fridge Eatin all yer goddamn pork, you Are a ****in insult to my warm and soft Strap-on Carebear plushy. Once in an airport bathroom stall plastic bag shop, I lost my anal virginity to guy named Polly, who worked at Wal mart because Wal mart had sexy blue vest’s, extra small condoms, And fat chicks! And because the duck was dead, the proctologist removed his male reproductive organ from the dead ducks horribly violated bum and washed his

hands. no homo.