I don’t get presents either but it’s not because of my religious affiliation. No, it’s because I’ve made some bad choices in my life. I married the girl that gave the best blowjobs and I soon learned why she gave the best blowjobs. Because she had lots of practice and continued to practice while I was at work. I fell in love with the kind of woman that would make you scream at night and cry during the day. It was a mix of saucy love making with heart breaking discoveries. I’m now living at my folks home at 35, paying my ex-wife to take care of my kids and masturbating furiously trying to recreate the moments of heat and pbumion that were only dwindled by the rain showers of infidelity.