I like the idea, so I’ll try fleshing it out:

The Weeaboo clbum has to fit into a new niche; Trolls tank, Emos berserk, Camwhores spend for power, Hackers multi-equip, and Re-Res/Permanoobs just suck. I’m thinking this one could be as a mediocre stat character with some low-medium regular attacks (somewhat stronger than Hackers’Log in to see images! and powerful “status” effects (and maybe buffs) and the weakness as a moderate % chance of success. Of course, chance is dependent on forum level, own level (and maybe stats [Luck sure could serve a use]).

Regular attacks:

– discuss, suggest watching some random anime

– own cosplay and which convention

– KAWAII, DESU, etc and random emoticon (^-^ ^^ -.-” T_T)

Statuses:

– weaken (through showing childishness, large emoticon spam) 20% chance

– blind (post a badly drawn anime/manga fanart to throw off insults) 25%

– confuse (attack itself, maybe rarely heal the player; post a message in Japanese/Chinese/Korean) 15%

– “hit or miss” (make attacks by forum randomly really strong or weak; rant obnoxiously about how anime/manga and/or Japanese culture is superior) 45%

– poison (discuss about what [insert username(s) here] cosplay would be like) 40%

Thoughts? % chances are very rough.