I don’t know about you…But did you hear about Ghandi?

He never brushed his teeth, and his breath was awful. Because he never wore shoes, his feet were covered in hideous callouses. He was wise and mysterious, but also a frail and withered old man.

So, when people walked down the street, they’d see Ghandi and say “Look, there’s a super calloused fragile mystic hexed with halitosis.

And no you can’t have that 45 seconds of your life back.