Quantum Dissociative Implosion Syndrome. A disease contracted from uncertainty as to ones own identity, whereby the patient sequesters themself inside a box and refuses to leave on the basis that, since the box is closed, it is possible they may be dead and, thus, a zombie. Fearing for their loved ones delicious brains, they will never voluntarily exit their new home.

Removal by force triggers the diseases final and fatal stage, whereby, on removal, the patients quantum waveform collapses, resulting in their implosion and, as a result, the deaths of all those nearby.

A truly tragic disease which claims many lives each year.