BlazeKnowsWORA Posted:

Okay, first off, how did you get the razor stuck? I’ve never had a razor stuck in a cut before. Did you try…um…pulling it out? Maybe you’d better get to the ER. Yeah, your folks’ll prolly beat you, but the ER docs will hook you up with drugs that’ll almost, but not quite, numb your eternal pain. Plus the stitches’ll show your boyfriend how much you love him.

My book of dark poetry fell on the razor when i was cutting and it sunk in deep. (the book is almosr 20 pounds of the best dark and depresing poetry of all time)

You where right, the doctors gave me lots of great drugs and will be showing my boyfriend the stitches tonight.