Celerysteve Posted:

I’m better looking than that guy. I’m not fat or goofy looking or anything. My little brother got voted best looking dude in his senior yearbook (I’m not sure who won it in mine or even if we had that category) and everyone says I’m the better looking one of us two. ‘Cept maybe it’s because he’s a blueeyesfabulous person and mine are the color of ****. You know how ****es love blue eyes. Also I’m pretty athletic; I would bet a large amount of money I could beat anyone here in a mile run.

omg!!!!!!!! this guy on internet pretends hes awesome irl!!!!!!!!!!!!! it must be true then!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!