generichaxor Posted:

u do know to what i am referring , correct?

(not a real plane captain)

Captain Falcon is a pretty cool guy.

He is “****ing awesome”, like his attack, the Falcon Punch.

Eh, if you were referring to a plane captain, like, named Falcon… then, wow. Yes. That would count.

Captain Falcon, the extraordinarily homosexual video game character, can chomp a male reproductive organ and no, doesn’t count.