Inertia Posted:

I’m trying to beat the game with 0 epeen (3 inch)

Well as some have pointed out no E-Peen is not possible but minimum E-Peen is trivial, you’d just need to watch out that you don’t accidentally pick up:

-A consecutive E-Peen (easy to avoid, doesn’t hinder you much.);

-A domination medal (you could land in an inactive 2-player bracket, make sure to be slow when running forums and LEAVE the forum when completing part one of “In with the B&” in stead of suiciding for the third time, which would give you an Antifreeze scoop);

-The Grind (100 forums entered: this would be the bottleneck);

-Chai (18 Job points: this does limit you a bit);

-Spiderman (not too hard to avoid, just don’t extract .moar files you don’t need).

I played through both episodes on a new Re-Re and finished easily before getting the Grind, so a proper clbum (which you’ll have to choose to avoid Permanoob and the multiple clbum warfare E-Peen) shouldn’t have too much difficulty in getting to the end in time, even if handicapped by the very limited availability of jobs.