iokay, first off there’s this ****in, like, mushroom farm

wait that’s not where I should start, ****, okay, so there’s this guy I owed a lot of weed to

now uh I couldn’t just get him the weed because my ****en, like—yeah, I couldn’t buy any seeds because the dude was like ‘**** no, you’re just gonna grow your own and sell them you ****ing male reproductive organ’ and I’m like ‘I don’t have any ****ing soil’ and he’s like ‘well what would you do witht hem anyway’ and I guess whatever the ****

whoa

okay, so he was probably right

but anyway, look, the point is, there’s this guy and he wouldn’t uh wait no I owed him some ****ing weed and then I was gonna get him the weed but I couldn’t get the ****ing seeds cause this guy wouldn’t ****ing sell them to me but anyway so there’s this ****ing mushroom farm right

I mean like not a farm where there’s like, mushrooms everywhere and they’re doing you know like, whatever the **** mushrooms do when they’re making new mushrooms—I mean, they were doing that, probably, I don’t ****ing know, they’re mushrooms, but I meant that wasn’t, like, the entire /point/ of the farm. wait maybe it was, since, like, farmers collect seeds and **** to keep farms going?

look the point of this **** is that there was a mushroom farm, and I’m trying to pay some guy back in weed. so, like, this wasn’t my mushroom farm or anything, if I owned a ****in mushroom farm I wouldn’t be sitting here on the internet, I’d be like, farming some shrooms

should probably specify that we’re talking magic shrooms here, you ****ing re-res, I would not be sitting here talking about those average ****ing brown mushrooms you buy in the store, but please, try to smoke them, it’s kinda entertaining when you guys tyr to pretend you’re ****ne trolls or whatever

the point here is there was a ****en mushroom farm, and i was going there to get some mushrooms for this guy I owed a lot of, like, weed to, yeah, I know mushrooms are not weed I can tell the ****en difference christ I’m not dumb, but maybe the dude would take some ****ing mushrooms, it’s not like I didn’t try to get the ****en weed, the guy wouldn’t sell me the seeds or whatever the ****

anyway, there’s this farm, right, and this dude is growing some seriously ****in sweet magic mushrooms, and I’m gonna go, like, buy some ****in, like, shrooms from him, but I realize I have no money, right, it’s all tied up in flezz and **** and this dude isn’t gonna take some internet money

now, yeah, I had non-flezz money, but I spent it all on weed from this one dude I was trying to buy, like, ****ing weed seeds from, but I ende dup with just some pretty good bud but he wouldn’t sell me the seeds or some **** because, like, he thought I was gonna grow the weed myself and then sell it to some dumb ****

well I guess he was kinda right in the end

anyway there was this ****ing mushroom farm and I needed som money to pay for the shrooms because I was out of cash because this ****ing dude would not sell me ****ing marijuana seeds it was the most stupid ****ne bull**** ever man

anyway, so I’m trying to get some, like, ****in money out of this one dude who owes me some weed. he kept, like, he kept trying to give me weed instead, but I was like ‘****, you idiot, I am trying to get shrooms here, not weed’, but was he listening? no, he just kept ****ing talking so anyway, I stole his wallet while he wasn’t looking, **** had like twenty bucks in it it was pretty cash

so, uh, anyway, so I had like twenty bucks, and I was going to this, now, this is ****ing brilliant here, I was going to this, like, mushroom farm, man

dude there sells some sweet ****in shrooms, just thing the I needed for this one dude I owed some weed to, right? But I figured he’d take these shrooms instead

yeah, I thought of buying it, but that’s another story

anyway, so the guy, right, he’s like ‘you want some shrooms, man’ and I’m ****ina mazed, like, this dude’s ****ing psychic or some ****, anyway, I’m kinda like, ‘whoa, ****, dude, you got me nailed, man, no homo’ and he’s like ‘alright, dude, so, like, twenty bucks’ll get you a ton’ and anyway it was a great ****in deal

not like that one dude who wouldn’t sell me some ****ing seeds to grow marijuana or something christ

anyway, so, like, got all these shrooms, righ,t they’rw some wicked ****ign srhpoom s man and then i like gowent and anyway thats tlsiethat like one dude Iashasdk was gonna give some, like, sdfhas esoem ****an weed to but i sdf didn’t have anyahher abecause this one danwya the point is i was gonna give him the ****ing shroaooms right

but he wouldn’t ****in take themasld fman

he was like ‘****, i asked for weed dude’

what a ****ing bumhole

anyway the eral point to this whole story is that, like

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