PIMPTASTIC-FROTH Posted:

Good luck…Wiis are harder to find than prostitutes without gonorrhea. Log in to see images!

You know, I keep hearing this, but when I bought my Wii a couple of months after launch, I found it on my first try at the local Wal-Mart. I live in Houston, so it’s not like it’s a hickville location.

Then again, I also picked up a copy of SSBB this morning at the Wal-Mart as well. Straight off the shelves, no pre-order. I wasn’t even there for it, I just happened to see it while I walked by.

Here’s a little tip for gamer parents: if the cartoon violence doesn’t bother you then yes, your three-year-old can figure out the controls. Not just figure the controls out, but actually play with you! I don’t think my son is going to beat me anytime soon without me setting myself up, but we had an absolute blast with him laughing his head off at the action.