Wyrd Posted:

Why aren’t there any special attacks/abilities in the game (either character or enemy attacks, preferably both)?

The following attacks/abilities for instance could make pwning a lot more interesting and less awfully tedious:

-Stun attacks

-Weaken attacks cool

-Confuse attacks like the permanoob

-Slow attacks like refreshing

-Poison attacks like one hitting is stupid

-Regenerate like the camwhore

-Extra strong attacks that damage yourself

-Shield (subtract from douchebaggery/sexiness/etc instead of ego for a while)

-Beserk like the emo

Right?