Not to mention it has the highest score of anyone who hasn’t been pandering. So here ya go little buddy, I’m running you a campaign.

http://www.forumwarz.com/discussions/view/20488

VOTE FOR DOCTOR ROBERT! WHY? BECAUSE HE WROTE THIS SONG, AND IT IS AWESOME.

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(based on Mr. Grinch by Dr. Seuss)

You’re a mean one, Evil Trout

You really are a turd

You ban us all for trolling and for using dirty words

Evil Trout…

You’re a language-challenged minstrel just like

Ravit “Blacksnake” Nordstrom the third!

You’re a monster, Evil Trout

And a monstrous homogay

Your balls are full of weak sauce, and you’ve never gotten laid

Evil Trout…

I’d hit it! With a 39 and one-half foot cane.

You’re a vile one, Evil Trout

And you have a small e-Peen

You look like Adam Savage and you act like Mr. Bean

Evil Trout…

Given the choice between all the moderators, I’d take BINGEBOT_2015.

You’re a FAIL one, Evil Trout

You act so nonchalant

Your brain is full of nothing but Kraft Dinner and croissants,

Evil Trout…

The three words that best describe you are as follows and I quote:

“DO NOT WANT”

You’re a pecker, Evil Trout

You’re the king of ForumWarz

You’re a shameless fecalphiliac with skid marks in your drawers

Evil Trout…

Your game is an abomination overflowing with the most depraved bumortment of sex-starved geeks imaginable; herded up in nerded-up hoards.

You moderate me, Evil Trout

So I cannot link to shock

You’re a power-crazed male reproductive organmongler with a crooked crippled male reproductive organ,

Evil Trout…

You’re a double-fine upstanding member of society donkey male reproductive organ and pig stool sandwich

With gobs of male reproductive organ sauce!