The Suspender Posted:

There is no such thing as a fanboy emokid. An emokid is always overly sad and a fanboy is always overly happy. No combination.

For music, there’s Linkin Park, My Chemical Romance, Simple Plan, etc… Then there’s vampires from Alucard to Varney (Generally, Lestat’s more popular), and may whatever deities you may or may not believe in have mercy on your soul if you EVER bring up the topics of clothing or clbumic poets.

If you REALLY think that there’s no such thing as a fanboy emokid, then that’s pretty solid proof that you’ve just kept to your own little corner of the ‘net.

Oh, and for the record, fanboys are NOT ‘always happy’. Rather, they’re most often arrogantly angry and scornful.