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ZoDa

Avatar: 92205 Mon Feb 16 13:10:34 -0500 2009
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[Grey Goose Mafiosi]

Level 35 Troll

“Problem Child IV”

Actually the Tubmail was really authentic… it was quite funny, too bad that it caused so much email spam.

Subject: A mission for you

From: MySpace Bot 32061

Greetings, meatbag. We have been informed that you possess a certain skill, a skill that we are currently seeking. We have a mission for you, and should you be able to complete it, you will be amply rewarded.

Are you perhaps familiar with Tom Anderson? You may know him as MySpace Tom. He takes credit for the successes of MySpace.com. However, the truth is that it is we MySpace Bots who are responsible for everything good about MySpace. Tom has become a problem for us, a problem that we would like you to resolve.

You know how to pwn a forum, correct? We want you to pwn a forum user. Tom has recently started a thread soliciting peoples’ opinions of him. Your mission is to go into this thread and pwn MySpace Tom by posting the most vile insult you can imagine.

Please, heed our request and pwn Tom. If you succeed in pwning Tom, we will pay you very well.

Sincerely,

The MySpace Bot Collective

Note: You must be at least Level 4 before starting this mission.

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