I understand a man gotta get paid, but seriously the main reason to have multiple accounts is to participate in the whole competitive thing which I am extremely and unshakeably not interested in, aside from the fact that I really like this name and don’t want it to be basically dead until ep2 comes out, and then again until ep3, and so on. Having to pay to fix stuff or just run through the plot again for the hell of it strikes me as mildly douchey, and it’s way easier for me to just say “**** it” and go play Mr. Driller instead.

I mean, the town is being overrun by colored blocks, somebody’s gotta take care of that, amirite?