I would like to propose the following alternatives to the use of “p” as a substitute for “pretty,” which I consider the gayest of the gay acronyms:

q => quite

r => really

s => super

t => totally/totes/totebags

u => utterly

v => very (duh)

w => well, without a doubt, weally

x => x-tra

y => your motherly

z => Ztotally (as in ZOMG totally, which still makes no ****ing sense but deal with it)

And that’s just the last bit of the alphabet. Use your imagination, people. Log in to see images!