Okay, I’m gonna go in another direction with my post. Try and stay with me here:

Let’s just say that on average we drink around one liter of water each day. Water contains traces of a bacteria called Escherichia Coli (or E. Coli) which can be found in feces. By drinking 1 liter of water each day, we would eventually be consuming 1 kilogram of crap each year (but in small traces so that it doesn’t make you ill).

Alcohol is made using a an element called called Ethanol. As any educated guy will tell you, Ethanol is used in a wide range of medical applications such as disinfectants, sterile wipes, hand sanitizers, antiseptics and so on and so forth. In short, it is used to kill bacteria, especially E. Coli. Alcohol also has to go through a distillation process of boiling, filtering and fermenting so any traces of bacteria would have been eliminated.

In short: Water = Poop, Alcohol = Healthy.

It’s better to drink alcohol and talk **** than it is to drink water and be full of ****. Log in to see images!