Basically nobody gives a **** about the 7 Vibrating Doldoes klan, but I decided to write a quick summary of the recent happenings anyway – just to make sure that you don’t have to waste your time on reading all those ****ty threads. I hope you appreciate it.

This is what happened: Fingerz created the klan ‘7 Vibrating Doldoes’. FalconFour turned the klan into serious business by making it big and organized. Fingerz doesn’t like serious business, so she removed FalconFour’s officer status and eventually a Nicco alt kicked FalconFour from the klan he built up. Then FalconFour created his own klan which is called ‘Order of the Vibrating Doldoe’. Bottom line: Nobody cares. Funny fact: All Doldoe klans are going to cease their existence very soon.

Okay, so now you know what the drama is all about and can continue to ignore all those very special 7VD threads. Actually, I strongly encourage you to do so. Thanks.