Evil Trout Posted:

The idea is it allows us to add new E-Peen™ without having people’s peen just getting longer and longer.

The alternative would be some people with 20”+ inch male reproductive organes that just get longer and longer forever. If you guys are cool with that I will change it.

That would make for such epic epeens it would be worth it. Legendary epeens that people will point to for truly awesome achievement.

It would also allow for a sense of accomplishment for those of us relatively new to the game. To earn a new epeen and see a shrinkage was disappointing to say the least.