Celerysteve Posted:

Oh bull****, look man, if you’re laying your entire male reproductive organ down and trying to make an impression with the entire length of it you’re doing it wrong. This is about slapping your junk around wildly like a beast. My male reproductive organ is huge, I know it, your mom knows, and I don’t give a **** what you say.

Fran, you should try slapping those big beefy meat curtain jowels you got hanging to your knees. Whip that wizard sleeve around like you’re casting magic missile.

tiny tiny tiny male reproductive organ