Celerysteve Posted:

After making a few threads here I can easily say that all of are lacking of any wit or intelligence whatsoever. You all believe yourselves to be better than everyone else, and I can tell you right now, that that is not the case in the slightest, you pseudo-intellectuals. I am much better than all of you (You all believe yourselves to be better than everyone else, and I can tell you right now, that that is not the case in the slightest). Clearly I am because I am neither pretentious, long-winded, asinine, discourteous, nor are my tastes quite as bland as yours. No, I am quite concise, and I would never stretch beyond that of my means or what I am designated to.(No, I am quite concise, and I would never stretch beyond that of my means or what I am designated to.)

I’d have to say that this board is full of anonymous lurkers, attackers, and trolls (I wonder why… ), who have nothing better to do than throw their elitist (I am much better than all of you)opinions around in an attempt at misguided show-boating (I am neither pretentious, long-winded, asinine, discourteous, nor are my tastes quite as bland as yours) with people they’d never ever meet.

None of you build any persona or stand by anything remotely attached that I can feel some sort of personal connection to. You lack any sort of direction and I can’t have that. You’re analogies are far too complicated, linear, and they’re rather contradictory(too complicated, linear, and they’re rather contradictory). Why, there’s never even any variety here!

Dear Celerysteve,

You’re nothing but a hypocritical bastard.

If you aren’t an idiot, you made a world-clbum effort at simulating one. Try to edit your writing of unnecessary all material before attempting to impress us with your insight. The evidence that you are a nincompoop will still be available to readers, but they will be able to access it more rapidly.

Did you enjoy the delicious ED copypasta archive? Dumbbumes… YH(indeed)BT.

Nice posts you made by the way. More thoughtless, mind numbingly stupid banal bumholery… That’s so hard to find on the internet these days and requires lots of talent to produce. At least you could try to be funny — Oh wait I’m sorry — You’re you.

I declare myself winner.

And to (nearly) quote one last time:

This thread is now about extreme irony.