The Person Above Me Posted:

A song with the same tune that’s oodles more cohesive

And I didn’t see it until now. But that’s cool.

bum_SQUID’s ForumWarz-Themed Song To The Tune Of We Three Kings Of Orient Are

by bum_SQUID.

(Sung to the tune of We Three Kings of Orient Are)

These three scoops of chocolate are

My reward for ten votes so far

On Forumbuilder two point oh, beta

and INCIT “LIONS, get in the car”

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Oh man, I wonder if tonight

I’ll find a word that rhymes just right

Seasons greetings, these proceedings

Win me 12BP, a’ight?

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You’re a troll and you are a pain

Posting **** that drives us insane

Tubgirl, Goatse, flamebait mostly

Give me a ****ing break

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Oh how I wonder if I might

Win twelve BP with this ****e

Verse and chorus, mom’s clitoris

I mean your mom, so not mine

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Emos post and then they cry

They could do better, but why try?

Black hair and razors, tight jeans and failure,

Living’s hard, and so am I.

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Oh Wonder Years, I wish to buy

Every season, boxed inside

On DVD for watching on TV

Oh right, song. Now where was I?

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Hackers hide, exposed to light

Infiltration, fly by night

Scripting, seeding, control-alt-deleting

Casting doubt on neophytes

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Oh star of wonder, star of night

Different lyrics, ****, that’s right

Refrain repeating, yet I’m proceeding

to make it different, every time

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Camwhores and permanoobs are like,

“Where’s MY verse?” and “Colors I like!”

One, I’d do ya, the other, you’re clueless

There, how’s that, I win now, right?

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Oh Forums of wonder, Warz of might.

More like ‘blunder’, amirite?

Ever grinding, another thread finding

I’m here all week folks, thanks, good night.