Hello internet users you should recognize me I am Dr. Ron Paul, a Doctor of the woman's genitals and Constitution Defender. I came to a startling realization that Flezz was not backed by anytLog in to see images!hing! This is far worse than the situation the U.S. Dollar is in, so I immediately brought it to Evil Trout’s attention. I hope he will respond quickly to my call to bring the Flezz back to the gold standard!
Hello sir how are you?
I will begin my message by stating that I am a Doctor. Therefore, I am intelligent, likely more so than yourself. It is a common problem, barely anyone in the US is intelligent enough to understand my political platform. Plebeians, they all think that I’m crazy, but in reality I am doing what is best for theJEWSm.
Anyways. While playing your game I have noticed you use a “currency” called “Flezz”. Further research indicates that you have nothing to back this fiat currency, which is absolutely appalling. We must immediately switch over to a gold standard! We mustn’t waste time with this, dear sir, we may be in great peril!
PURESTRAIN GOLD.
Besides Flezz not being backed by anything, I also have a problem with this “camwhore” clbum. You see, I’m a Doctor of the “woman's genitals” (or “hooch”, if you will). This filth must not be allowed to fester in this site like an angry pimple, waiting for an opportune time to pop in public (probably while you’re talking to a pretty girl), and have runny, bloody yellow pus stream down your cheek.
She’ll continue the conversation politely, acting like it isn’t even there, but she knows. She knows.
That is besides the point. I demand that you remove these scantily clad ladies at once! You are infringing upon my constitutional right to not have to see breasts! Supple, squeezable, erotic, intoxicatingly sexy breasts! I find them incredibly offensive!
Kind regards,
Dr. Ron Paul
xoxo
I hope my urgent messGoldage reaches him quickly enough before we go into a recession, caused by the International Lords of Finance catching wind of this weakly produced currency, and moving in to take as much as possible (they are jewish btw)
