I will perform fellatio upon you.

That’s right. And this isn’t just going to be any old fellatio, either. I will attempt to pleasure you the way you want, how you want. I’ll deep throat you. I’ll rub along the baseline of your male reproductive organ with my tongue, right where the skin connects the phallus onto the testicles. I’ll even make myself up to your expectations.

You don’t want to know you’re being sucked off by a guy? OK. We’ll go out to a wig store and you can choose one that will bring you to the fullest state of ecstasy possible. We’ll go find a nice blouse, some makeup, find a nice pair of heels and a reasonably short skirt with a thong… I’ll even put on a falsetto and moan to your expectations.

You want something extra afterward? Sure, no problem. You want me to pull back and let you paint me with your artisan’s brush? That’s alright. You want me to call you big daddy and let you slap my bum? I’m up for that. You want to take my head and shove your fantastically large member down my willing mouth while a friend of yours reams me from behind, feeling the pull as he drags me back and forth in unison with your manly act of love? That would be decadent. For a period of three days, I will be your willing slave.

You want something kinkier? That’s sexy. I love a man that knows what he wants, especially when they’re willing to take the lead. You want to choke me? Mmmh. I absolutely love submission. You want to trade my panties in for a diaper and put me in a sundress, then drop me in a playpen? I’ll be your baby forever, daddy. Just remember to feed me my bottle… or you can improvise. It’s your choice. Get back to me, sweetie.

Kisses to your Head,

-JC