As I understand it, my son has been on here posting racially inflammatory remarks, and I will absolutely not stand for it. You are all a bunch of sick, sick people, and I’m going to report you all to the Internet Police for corrupting my son. He has bumured me that he will never post on these dirty internet forums again, and I trust him (he’s going to graduate Summa great times Laude, you know, so he’s a lot smarter than you SICK, SICK FREAKS!). I’m going to go make my son some nice custard, because my fluffy little boy needs more stuffing!