After much grinding, I’m proud to present the following, just chock-full of useful character-planning info.

If you notice any inaccuracies, do let me know, and I’ll correct them as soon as I can verify them.

UPGRADES

Through level 10, there are 225 points total available for upgrades.

When you get to Level 2, you get 5 upgrade points

When you get to Level 3, you get 10 upgrade points

When you get to Level 4, you get 15 upgrade points

When you get to Level 5, you get 20 upgrade points

When you get to Level 6, you get 25 upgrade points

When you get to Level 7, you get 30 upgrade points

When you get to Level 8, you get 35 upgrade points

When you get to Level 9, you get 40 upgrade points

When you get to Level 10, you get 45 upgrade points

Costs for abilities

Important note: Your character’s level restricts which ability levels you can buy. I’m hoping to hear from ET as to how that works, and will update when I get that info.

Base abilities everyone can get

Upkeep: 5 levels max

Upkeep Level 1 (Upkeep+1): 1

Upkeep Level 2 (Upkeep+1): 2

Upkeep Level 3 (Upkeep+1): 4

Upkeep Level 4 (Upkeep+1): 6

Upkeep Level 5 (Upkeep+1): 8

Luck o’ the Filty fine upstanding member of society: 5 levels max

Luck o’ the Filty fine upstanding member of society Level 1 (Luck+1): 1

Luck o’ the Filty fine upstanding member of society Level 2 (Luck+1): 3

Luck o’ the Filty fine upstanding member of society Level 3 (Luck+1): 5

Luck o’ the Filty fine upstanding member of society Level 4 (Luck+1): 10

Luck o’ the Filty fine upstanding member of society Level 5 (Luck+1): 20

Thrift Shopper: 5 levels max

Thrift Shopper Level 1 (Frugality+1): 1

Thrift Shopper Level 2 (Frugality+1): 2

Thrift Shopper Level 3 (Frugality+1): 4

Thrift Shopper Level 4 (Frugality+1): 6

Thrift Shopper Level 5 (Frugality+1): 8

Defense: 8 levels max

Defense Level 1 (Defense+1): 4

Defense Level 2 (Defense+1): 8

Defense Level 3 (Defense+1): 10

Defense Level 4 (Defense+1): 15

Defense Level 5 (Defense+1): 20

Defense Level 6 (Defense+1): 25

Defense Level 7 (Defense+1): 30

Defense Level 8 (Defense+1): 35

Offense: 8 levels max

Offense Level 1 (Offense+1): 4

Offense Level 2 (Offense+1): 8

Offense Level 3 (Offense+1): 10

Offense Level 4 (Offense+1): 15

Offense Level 5 (Offense+1): 20

Offense Level 6 (Offense+1): 25

Offense Level 7 (Offense+1): 30

Offense Level 8 (Offense+1): 35

Egomania: 7 levels max (due to Upgrade points limitations, not necessarily due to programming restrictions

Egomania Level 1 (Max Ego +15): 1

Egomania Level 2 (Max Ego +30): 4

Egomania Level 3 (Max Ego +45): 9

Egomania Level 4 (Max Ego +60): 16

Egomania Level 5 (Max Ego +75): 25

Egomania Level 6 (Max Ego +90): 36

Egomania Level 7 (Max Ego +105): 49

Camwhore abilities

Sexiness: 4 levels max

Sexiness Level 1 (Max Sexiness +5): 1

Sexiness Level 2 (Max Sexiness +10): 2

Sexiness Level 3 (Max Sexiness +15): 10 (available at level 6)

Sexiness Level 4 (Max Sexiness +20): 20

Recover, Girl!: 2 levels max

Recover, Girl! Level 1: Think: 1

Recover, Girl! Level 2: Pump Me Up: 7

Showin’ Some Skin: 2 levels max

Showin’ Some Skin Level 1: Post Bra Shot: 2

Showin’ Some Skin Level 2: Post Underwear Shot: 5

Textual Abuse: 3 levels max

Textual Abuse Level 1: Flirt: 1

Textual Abuse Level 2: Vivid Descriptions of Sexual Escapades: 8

Textual Abuse Level 3: Threaten to Contact Authorities: 10

Emo Kid abilities

Tears: 4 levels max

Tears Level 1 (Max Tears +8): 1

Tears Level 2 (Max Tears + 16): 2

Tears Level 3 (Max Tears +24): 10

Tears Level 4 (Max Tears +32): 20

Life After Death: 1 level max

Life After Death 1: Life After Death: 7

Pain: 3 levels max

Pain Level 1: Self-Mutilate: 2

Pain Level 2: Depressing Poetry: 4

Pain Level 3: I Have Issues: 10

Whine-o: 3 levels max

Whine-o Level 1: Whine About Parent: 1

Whine-o Level 2: Whine About School: 4

Whine-o Level 3: Whine About Significant Other: 10

Troll abilities

Douchebaggery: 4 levels max

Douchebaggery Level 1 (Max Douchebaggery +6): 1

Douchebaggery Level 2 (Max Douchebaggery +12): 5

Douchebaggery Level 3 (Max Douchebaggery +18): 10

Douchebaggery Level 4 (Max Douchebaggery +24): 20

Evil: 3 levels max

Evil Level 1: Spoil: 2

Evil Level 2: Insult: 10

Evil Level 3: Yo Momma: 12

T.R.O.L.L Power: 1 level max

T.R.O.L.L. Power Level 1: Fap!: 1

TXT ATAX: 2 levels max

TXT ATAX Level 1: ASCII Art Attack: 1

TXT ATAX Level 2: Annoying Text: 8

FLEZZ

XSS

Shallow Esophagus pays you for deploying XSS to a forum based on the difficulty of the forum:

Denture Chat: 5 XSS pays 50

Dr Jojo: 7 XSS pays 100)

Fitness fabulous personry: 10 XSS pays 175

Rice, Rice Baby: 12 XSS pays 150

Konservative Kristian Koalition: 12 XSS pays 250

That’s a Lot of Feces!: 10 XSS pays 300

R.P.Genius: 13 XSS pays 1250

The Furry Farm: 10 XSS pays 1000

Headbanger’s Hellhole…of Death: 8 XSS pays 750

Woe Is Us: 10 XSS pays 750

FBO

Ravit pays more with each successive forum, regardless of difficulty:

2nd deployment: 50

3rd deployment: 125

4th deployment: 175

5th deployment: 200

6th deployment: 300

7th deployment: 500

8th deployment: 600

9th deployment: 800

10th deployment: 1000

Missions

For most missions, the person who sent you on the mission will pay you Flezz:

‘Roid Rage Against the Machine!: THE_**** sent you 300 Flezz.

Anonymous vs. Onymous!: Anonymous sent you 200 Flezz.

Become An Hero: Opheliamammary glandsupp sent you 250 Flezz.

Flaming Black Initiation: Ravit “Blacksnake” Nordstrom III sent you 300 Flezz.

Futanari-moe’s Pervy Pic Project: Futanari-moe sent you 250 Flezz.

Hack the Flacks: Shallow Esophagus sent you 500 flezz (also refunds the money you gave him for the trust exercise)

Kristians on a Krutch: Bruce Bear sent you 350 Flezz.

**** off the Old Farts!: Shallow Esophagus sent you 25 Flezz.

Pwned in Sixty-Nine Seconds: Krystl_Crackr1969 sent you 250 Flezz.

The Biggest Losers: Ravit “Blacksnake” Nordstrom III sent you 2,000 flezz.

haxlrose costs

First time: Free

2nd: 100

3rd: 1000

4th: 10000

5th: 50000

6th and on: 100000 each